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State Mottos - Not necessarily nice - but very funny!
Alabama
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Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska
-- and the answer is -->
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
-- and the answer is -->
But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas
-- and the answer is -->
At least one of our sons
is really, really Famous!
(so why is his wife leaving us?)
California
-- and the answer is -->
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado
-- and the answer is -->
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut
-- and the answer is -->
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware
-- and the answer is -->
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida
-- and the Slogan is -->
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia
-- and the Slogan is -->
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii
-- and the answer is -->
Make Ia `Aina Loa Hu`ahu`a, Ho`owaiho Ko Kala
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho
-- and the Slogan is -->
More Than Just Potatoes ...
Well Okay, We're Not,
But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois
-- and the answer is -->
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
-- and the Slogan is -->
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
-- and the Slogan is -->
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas
-- and the answer is -->
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky
-- and the Slogan is -->
Five Million People;
..........Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
-- and the answer is -->
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine
-- and the Slogan is -->
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
-- and the Slogan is -->
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
-- and the answer is -->
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan
-- and the Slogan is -->
First Line Of Defense
..........From The Canadians
Minnesota
-- and the answer is -->
10,000 Lakes ...
And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi
-- and the Slogan is -->
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
-- and the Slogan is -->
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana
-- and the answer is -->
Land Of The Big Sky,
The Unabomber,
And Very Little Else!
Nebraska
-- and the Slogan is -->
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada
-- and the answer is -->
Poker and more Poker!
New Hampshire
-- and the Slogan is -->
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
-- and the Slogan is -->
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico
-- and the answer is -->
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
-- and the Slogan is -->
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina
-- and the answer is -->
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
-- and the Slogan is -->
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio
-- and the Slogan is -->
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma
-- and the answer is -->
Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon
-- and the Slogan is -->
Spotted Owl
....... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
-- and the answer is -->
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island
-- and the Slogan is -->
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina
-- and the Slogan is -->
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota
-- and the answer is -->
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
-- and the Slogan is -->
The Dolly State!
Texas
-- and the answer is -->
Si' Hablo Ing'les
....... (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah
-- and the Slogan is -->
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
-- and the Slogan is -->
Yep
Virginia
-- and the answer is -->
Almost the Capital!
Washington
-- and the Slogan is -->
Help! We're Overrun By
super rich Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.
-- and the answer is -->
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia
-- and the Slogan is -->
One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin
-- and the Slogan is -->
Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming
-- and the answer is -->
Can you find us on the map?
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