State Mottos - Not necessarily nice - but very funny!
		Alabama		--Click and hold for the answer--> Yes, We Have Electricity
		Alaska		-- and the answer is --> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
		Arizona		-- and the answer is --> But It's A Dry Heat
		Arkansas		-- and the answer is --> At least one of our sons is really, really Famous! (so why is his wife leaving us?)
		California		-- and the answer is --> By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

		Colorado		-- and the answer is --> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
		Connecticut		-- and the answer is --> Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
		Delaware		-- and the answer is --> We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
		Florida		-- and the Slogan is --> Ask Us About Our Grandkids

		Georgia		-- and the Slogan is --> We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
		Hawaii		-- and the answer is --> Make Ia `Aina Loa Hu`ahu`a, Ho`owaiho Ko Kala (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
		Idaho		-- and the Slogan is --> More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
		Illinois		-- and the answer is --> Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
		Indiana		-- and the Slogan is --> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

		Iowa		-- and the Slogan is --> We Do Amazing Things With Corn
		Kansas		-- and the answer is --> First Of The Rectangle States
		Kentucky		-- and the Slogan is --> Five Million People; ..........Fifteen Last Names
		Louisiana		-- and the answer is --> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
		Maine		-- and the Slogan is --> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

		Maryland		-- and the Slogan is --> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
		Massachusetts		-- and the answer is --> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
		Michigan		-- and the Slogan is --> First Line Of Defense ..........From The Canadians
		Minnesota		-- and the answer is --> 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
		Mississippi		-- and the Slogan is --> Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

		Missouri		-- and the Slogan is --> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
		Montana		-- and the answer is --> Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, And Very Little Else!
		Nebraska		-- and the Slogan is --> Ask About Our State Motto Contest
		Nevada		-- and the answer is --> Poker and more Poker!
		New Hampshire		-- and the Slogan is --> Go Away And Leave Us Alone

		New Jersey		-- and the Slogan is --> You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
		New Mexico		-- and the answer is --> Lizards Make Excellent Pets
		New York		-- and the Slogan is --> You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
		North Carolina		-- and the answer is --> Tobacco Is A Vegetable
		North Dakota		-- and the Slogan is --> We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

		Ohio		-- and the Slogan is --> At Least We're Not Michigan
		Oklahoma		-- and the answer is --> Like The Play, Only No Singing
		Oregon		-- and the Slogan is --> Spotted Owl ....... It's What's For Dinner
		Pennsylvania		-- and the answer is --> Cook With Coal
		Rhode Island		-- and the Slogan is --> We're Not REALLY An Island

		South Carolina		-- and the Slogan is --> Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
		South Dakota		-- and the answer is --> Closer Than North Dakota
		Tennessee		-- and the Slogan is --> The Dolly State!
		Texas		-- and the answer is --> Si' Hablo Ing'les ....... (Yes, I Speak English)
		Utah		-- and the Slogan is --> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

		Vermont		-- and the Slogan is --> Yep
		Virginia		-- and the answer is --> Almost the Capital!
		Washington		-- and the Slogan is --> Help! We're Overrun By super rich Nerds And Slackers!
		Washington, D.C.		-- and the answer is --> Wanna Be Mayor?
		West Virginia		-- and the Slogan is --> One Big Happy Family ... Really!

		Wisconsin		-- and the Slogan is --> Come Cut The Cheese
		Wyoming		-- and the answer is --> Can you find us on the map?

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